It is with the utmost urgency that I write this blog.
A group of atheists have filed a lawsuit to prevent the inclusion of the historic Ground Zero Cross at the 9/11 Memorial & Museum. We havelearned from their lawsuit that they, “have suffered, are suffering, and will continue to suffer damages, both physical and emotional, from the existence of the challenged cross.” Atheists have reportedly endured cross-induced, “dyspepsia [upset stomach], symptoms of depression, headaches, anxiety, and mental pain and anguish.”
In order to ensure that atheists in America never again experience any of the aforementioned ailments, I need your assistance in writing “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Protecting American Atheists.”
To help you get started, I’ve identified things that must be removed or altered immediately to rectify the government’s continued disregard for the hurt feelings of godless Americans.
-The new Martin Luther King Jr. National Memorial includes much of “Dr. King’s Spiritual Presence” by permanently inscribing portions of his sermons on the memorial inscription wall.
-The Ground Zero Cross at the 9/11 Memorial and Museum.
-The National Motto: “In God We Trust”
-“Under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance
–The National Day of Prayer
-“Seven in Heaven Way” street sign honoring seven firefighters who made the ultimate sacrifice on 9/11
-Original copies of the Declaration of Independence in the National Archives, which reference “our Creator” and “Nature’s God”
-The Chaplains Corps of each branch of the U.S. Military
-All “Religious” Artwork in the National Gallery of Art
-The Latin phrase “Laus Deo [Praise be to God]” on the cap of the Washington Monument
-Surviving copies of The National Anthem, which includes the phrase “In God is our trust”
-On the Lincoln Memorial are etched the word of the Gettysburg Address (“this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom”) and his Second Inaugural Address (“with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right,”) which are replete with references to God
-The Jefferson Memorial’s dome includes this inscription about God, “I have sworn upon the altar of god eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.” There are other references to God in the memorial
-On the Tomb of the Unknowns at Arlington National Cemetery is inscribed, “Here rests in honored glory an American soldier known but to God”
-The federal courthouse containing the Court of Appeals and the Federal District Court for the District of Columbia contains a sculpture, which includes a cross and the Ten Commandments
-The south frieze of the U.S. Supreme Court Courtroom depicts Moses holding the Ten Commandments
-The metal gates on the north and south sides of the U.S. Supreme Court Courtroom contain the Ten Commandments, as well as the doors leading to the courtroom
-The east facade of the outside of the Supreme Court shows Moses holding the Ten Commandments
-The Library of Congress Jefferson Building contains a large statue of Moses holding the Ten Commandments and the Apostle Paul over looking the rotunda
–Inscribed on the wall of the Cox Corridors of the U.S. Capitol is the phrase “America! God shed his grace on Thee”
-The chamber of the U.S. House of Representatives features Moses.
-The Prayer Room of the U.S. Capitol contains the phrase “Annuit coeptis” (translated “God has favored our undertakings”) and the words of Psalm 16:1
-The House Chamber of the U.S. Capitol contains the National Motto “In God we trust”
-Inscribed in the Senate Chamber of the U.S. Capitol are the phrase “Annuit coeptis” (translated “God has favored our undertakings”) and the National Motto “In God we trust”
-The Emancipation Proclamation featured in the National Archives invoking “gracious favor of Almighty God”
-The United States Department of Veterans Affairs chaplains program
-“Christmas” and “Thanksgiving” are official federal government holidays
-The U.S. Constitution itself references “Year of our Lord”
-Church of the Holy Trinity v. United States, 143 U.S. 457 (1892), where the Supreme Court declared that “this is a Christian nation”
–Zorach v. Clauson, 343 U.S. 306 (1952), where the Supreme Court declared, “We are a religious people whose institutions presuppose a Supreme Being”
-The Normandy American Cemetery and Memorial with thousands of white crosses over each of the graves represented at that cemetery
–Arlington National Cemetery is replete with religious symbolism complete with a list of authorized religious emblems
Please leave your additions to “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Protecting American Atheists” in the comments section below.
In response to my request for comments, new suggestions poured in:
Less than two weeks ago, I asked you to assist me in finalizing “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Protecting American Atheists.” As you know,American Atheists continue to suffer from Ground Zero cross-induced, “dyspepsia [upset stomach], symptoms of depression, headaches, anxiety, and mental pain and anguish.”
You immediately grasped the urgency of my request and submitted your well thought out additions to the Guide in a most timely manner. Below, you will find “The Updated Complete Idiot’s Guide to Protecting American Atheists 2.0,” updated with suggestions from commenters.
We no doubt have failed to identify every possible thing that must be removed or altered to correct the government’s malicious disregard for the hurt feelings of godless Americans. But, if we successfully remedy all the government-sponsored wrongs listed in this updated guide, we will be well on our way to protecting atheists from references to America’s religious history and Judeo-Christian heritage.
In fact, American Atheists have acknowledged the accuracy of the guide. One commenter on the American Atheists’ blog writes, “I have to agree with almost every item in the list in the article.”
For your ease of use, everything in the updated Guide is categorized and acknowledges the hardworking patriots who contributed. Everything that appeared in Guide 1.0 is italicized:
Historical Documents, Songs, and Speeches:
Songs with religious references such as The Star-Spangled Banner, America the Beautiful, God Bless America and official songs for each branch of the U.S. Armed Forces (r8arnhart, HUACNOW)
Public references to Martin Luther King, Jr.’s “I Have Dream” speech that include the quote, “Thank God Almighty, we are free at last.” (sofsu)
Copies of the Mayflower Compact, which mentions God numerous times, are found in public museums and libraries across America (ag1986)
Any official documents containing “A.D.” dates, which refer to the Latin term “Anno Domini” (In the year of our Lord) (nesquire)
President John Adams wrote, “Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people.”
Jefferson’s Bible displayed at the Smithsonian
National Motto – “In God We Trust”
Pledge of Allegiance – “under God”
Declaration of Independence – “our Creator” and “Nature’s God”
Emancipation Proclamation – “gracious favor of Almighty God”
National Anthem – “In God is our trust” (HUACNOW)
Public Buildings, Displays, and Money:
All coins and currency containing the phrase “In God We Trust.” (goldblattp, WKJR, darthofer, ag1986, grep_boy, chance175)
Martin Luther King, Jr. National Memorial – sermons and religious references
Nativity scenes that appear on public property across America every Christmas season. (Sherry Forrester Leslie)
The Library of Congress Bible Collection with “1,500 editions of the Bible in more than 150 languages”
The National Cathedral – Chartered by Congress in 1893 and home to many significant presidential affairs of state from Thanksgiving services to funerals
The National Park Service has designated St. John’s Church, where Patrick Henry delivered his “Give me Liberty, or Give me Death” speech, as a National Historic Landmark.
Normandy American Cemetery and Memorial – thousands of white crosses
Tomb of the Unknowns – “American soldier known but to God”
Prayer room of the U.S. Capitol
Evergreen Chapel at Camp David – President Obama’s church
Ground Zero Cross at the 9/11 Memorial and Museum
Lincoln Memorial – Gettysburg Address and Second Inaugural Address are replete with references to God
The floor of the National Archives contains a medallion with the Ten Commandments
Doors leading to U.S. Supreme Court Courtroom – Ten Commandments
Zion National Park
A steel covered World War II Bible displayed at the National Museum of American History which was originally advertised to “protect from bullets” when carried in one’s pocket on the battle field.
Arlington National Cemetery is replete with religious symbolism (michsmith7)
Religious artwork in the National Gallery of Art
Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia – cross and Ten Commandments
Cox Corridors of the U.S. Capitol – “America! God shed his grace on Thee”
East facade of the outside of the Supreme Court – Moses holding Ten Commandments
House of Representatives chamber – Moses
Jefferson Memorial’s dome – “sworn upon the altar of God”
Cap of the Washington Monument – “Laus Deo [Praise be to God]”
Library of Congress Jefferson Building – Statute of Apostle Paul and Moses holding Ten Commandments
Senate Chamber – “In God we trust”
“Seven in Heaven Way” street sign
South frieze of the U.S. Supreme Court Courtroom – Moses holding Ten Commandments (johnstern100)
Constitutions, Laws, and Cases:
Many state constitutions that reference God, such as the Massachusetts Constitution that declares that, “the encouragement of arts and sciences, and all good literature, tends to the honor of God, the advantage of the Christian religion, and the great benefit of this and the other United States of America.” (jinxmchue, HUACNOW)
Van Orden v. Perry, 545 U.S. 677 (2005) – permitting Ten Commandments on government property
Pleasant Grove City v. Summum, 555 U.S. ___ (2009) – permitting government to display Ten Commandments and reject other monuments
U.S. Constitution references “Year of our Lord”
Church of the Holy Trinity v. United States, 143 U.S. 457 (1892) – “this is a Christian nation”
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